Donut Be Afraid

Donut Shops Can Be Scary, but Not Our Donut Tea!

It’s a dangerous world out there, but donut be afraid, as our almond crunch donut tea will keep you safe!

When you need a hit of sucrose, just brew a giant cup of our almond crunch donut tea. This blend starts with a nutty red rooibos base and then we added candied pineapple, candied mango, candied papaya, roasted almonds, coconut, walnuts, hazelnuts, beet root, and colored donut sprinkles!

The Umbrella Academy is an engaging look into the lives of a rather strange dysfunctional family that just so happens to be made up of adopted superheroes. The drama is endless, but again, donut be afraid and always keep your donuts at the ready. We highly recommend that you donut talk to strangers eating donuts that also look like they could be hired assassins. While they may have it in with the owner, it is all very complicated.

It always happens, just minding your own business, enjoying a nice yummy donut with pink frosting, and BAM! In come armed assailants that insist on shooting up the place without any guilt that they are defacing a sugar laden shop full of beautiful, fluffy, creamy, crunchy donuts. Thank goodness no donuts were harmed (or if they were, they were eaten rather quickly by donut assassins).

Donut Be Afraid is a caffeine-free rooibos tea blend that we think tastes like an almond crunch donut. You know….those cake donuts with glaze all over and rolled in crushed nuts. Please hold….donut run now in progress!