Taste of the Dark Side

Star Wars Inspired Black Tea

This black coffee tea blend is inspired by those bound to the dark side of Star Wars.

"It takes strength to resist the dark side. Only the weak embrace it!"
"It is more powerful than you know."
"And those who oppose it are more powerful than you'll ever be!"
―Obi-Wan Kenobi and Darth Maul

Have you ever wondered how Emperor Palpatine and his evil minions always seemed to pop up when you thought they were gone? It was the coffee. Coffee is the path that leads to the dark side, a strong addictive narcotic that demands immersion.

So, I had no choice but to go underground and find a solution to this malevolent force. What started as a fool’s mission that I was certain was destined to fail, turned into redemption through a journey of pure enlightenment. The result was a tea creation that is deeply rich and satisfying tea that buzzes with energy and will convince even the darkest evil-doers to come into the light. This dark and powerful coffee tea blend is a profound example of the power of TEA.

This tea blend is built on a base of black tea. Chicory root, which is the primary ingredient in chicory coffee, has been commonly used to make coffee alternatives due to its similar taste and color. The fiber inulin makes up over 65% of fresh chicory root. Inulin acts as a prebiotic, which means that it encourages the growth of good bacteria in your digestive tract. Dandelion root has long been a staple of Chinese and Native American medicine for the treatment of stomach conditions, which makes this coffee-like tea much better for you. The added sweetened cacao nibs bring a velvety smooth chocolate taste to this tea while the cardamom gives it a slight middle eastern essence and the Frangelico infused sugar lends a sweetness with a luring nuttiness.

Replace your morning cup of coffee with this tea that contains the essence of coffee, with only a taste of the dark side, you’ll be safe here.