Neither Beast Nor Troll
Neither Beast Nor Troll is a strawberry creme oolong tea that is smooth and flirty. Serve with a side of silk gloves and stolen glances across a ballroom.
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A Delicately Bold Strawberry Cream Oolong Tea Inspired by Queen Charlotte
Neither Beast Nor Troll is a refined and whimsical strawberry cream oolong tea blend inspired by Queen Charlotte’s first impressions of her enigmatic husband-to-be. Crafted with elegance and layered emotion, this tea captures the moment where fear gives way to fascination, and duty turns into something far more tender.
“He is neither a beast… nor a troll.” -Queen Charlotte, Episode 1. -A line spoken with cautious hope — and the beginning of an unexpected love story.
This strawberry cream oolong blend starts with a base of smooth oolong tea, the perfect cradle for juicy strawberries, sweet papaya, and crisp apple — a trio of fruit that dances like court whispers in the background. Lavender lends a soft floral grace, while strawberry cream sugar, creamy yogurt pieces, and delicate almonds add warmth and sweetness reminiscent of a slow-building affection.
Flavor Profile: smooth, bright berry compote with a floral lift, creamy-sweet finish with that speaks of strawberry shortcake.
Ingredients: Oolong Tea, Strawberries, Freeze-Dried Strawberries, Freeze-Dried Strawberry Yogurt Pieces (sugar, yogurt, tapioca, strawberries, carrot juice), Lavender, Apple, Papaya, Hibiscus, Rose Hips, Almonds, Natural Strawberry Flavor, Safflowers, Strawberry Cream Sugar.
Brewing: Steep for 4 minutes at 195F
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