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At Happy Turtle Tea, we take pride in crafting every tea blend by hand in small batches to ensure exceptional quality and freshness in every cup. This artisanal process requires care and attention to detail, which is why it takes 3-5 business days to ship your order. We appreciate your patience and thank you for supporting our small business and the love we pour into each blend!
Step into the spotlight with Tortured Showgirl, a women’s monthly tea blend inspired by the resilience, glitter, and grit of the Life of A Showgirl era. Crafted for those who perform their hearts out—on stage, at work, or simply in life—this blend supports your body’s natural rhythm with soothing botanicals and bright, restorative flavor.
Raspberry leaf takes center stage with its time‑honored support for women’s monthly wellness. Containing fragarine, it helps to relieve menstrual cramps and PMS, while providing essential minerals like iron and calcium. Cooling nana‑mint and warming ginger root harmonize in a refreshing, balancing duet to aid . Green rooibos adds a smooth, antioxidant‑rich and hydrating base, and marshmallow root softens the blend with gentle comfort—like a backstage breath before stepping into the lights.
Bold enough for the spotlight yet tender where it counts, Tortured Showgirl is your monthly ritual for strength, immunity, and emotional ease. Sip it when you need grounding, soothing, or a reminder that even the most dazzling performers deserve softness. This cuppa is for the woman who keeps dancing—even when the world only sees the glitter.
Flavor Profile: Mint and herbal earthiness
Ingredients: Raspberry Leaf, Green Rooibos, Nana-Mint, Ginger Root, Marshmallow Root
Allergens: None
Teacup's Recommendations: Brew for 5-7 minutes at 208F. Add a touch of honey for an extra soothing cup!
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